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What is green has four legs and smells like Monica Lewinsky?
The pool table in the oval office!

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What is green has four legs and smells like Monica Lewinsky?
The pool table in the oval office!

:thumbs:

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ConcreteAce wrote:
What is green has four legs and smells like Monica Lewinsky?
The pool table in the oval office!

:lol: :lol:


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Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?

To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!

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ConcreteAce wrote:
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?

To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!

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What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?

Kermits Dick

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Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls.

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ConcreteAce wrote:
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?

Kermits Dick


Def one of the best so far!

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this post war is too intense!!!! it's like a double rainbow all the way across the sky!!!!


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