Is it too soon?

Don't see the humor and never will..

some jokes are so bad they are funny, those are my favorites. Kinda like that swedish cartoonist that drew alla, now thats hilarious.

I dedicate this one to Scotty...

Clean Hair

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady
at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks:
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker
telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith. The midget."

lol

You mean "Scotty" the midget Wow that's spot on

LMAO!! I meant clean or shiny hair!!

You so wrong!!

It all began with an iPhone...



March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?





I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.

My daughter's birthday was in August, so I got her an iPod Touch.





September came by, so for my wife's birthday I bought her an iRon.



It was around then that the fight started...

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean. This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital by Thursday.

Husband and wife were watching t.v.
Husband kept flipping the channels back and forth from porn to the Fishing channel.
The wife finally had enough and said to the husband... I wish you would leave it on porn, because you already know how to fish.

There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled.
They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her not to eat any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while'. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said....

'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday.'