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Miguel72 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:37 pm

LOL

oval1 · **Posted:** Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:45 pm

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into
a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the
room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes
them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a
mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought
one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two
brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in
Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas we promised
that we'd drink this way to remember the
days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer
for each of my brothers and one for
myself." The bartender admits that this is a
nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks
the same way.

He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the
regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for
the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to
intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a
light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he
explains, "It's just that my wife and I
joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit
drinking."

"Hasn't affected my brothers though."

ConcreteAce · **Posted:** Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:54 pm

this is pretty shitty here :hillbilly:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kNyiMgU8mU[/youtube]

kdf38 · **Joined:** Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:58 pm **Posts:** 223

oval1 wrote:

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into
a bar and orders three mugs of SHINER. He sits in the back of the

< snip >

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he
explains, "It's just that my wife and I
joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit
drinking."

"Hasn't affected my brothers though."

I'll dirnk to that!! :beer:

typo, but it fits... :thumbs:

ConcreteAce · **Posted:** Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:51 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdM3p9XXo9g[/youtube]

69vduber · **Posted:** Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:38 am

E is that you in the red shirt? Looks like you lost a few!

69vduber · **Posted:** Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:42 am

ConcreteAce wrote:

:shock:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdM3p9XXo9g[/youtube]

Painter in hat ..." I'm not going to clean up your piece of crap car. I just paint them"

Guy in red shirt .... says nothing .. just action.

Painter says nothing..

oval1 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:47 pm

That's hilarious :thumbs:

ConcreteAce · **Posted:** Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:12 pm

Now this one is funny gotta love the Iraq burn out :dance:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRf6kuzQtj8[/youtube]

oval1 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:47 pm

Billy, can you do that on your new bike :shock:

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