Joke Thread NSFW

freebird · **Posted:** Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:39 pm

I love the fact that they're talking about opening the
George W. Bush Library. It's like opening the Colonel
Sanders Academy Of Culinary Arts. And they've already
talked about making it 'very interactive,' which I think
is code for 'Not so many books.' I hope that they have
some of his great quotes on the walls, like 'A lot of
our imports come from other countries,' or 'People mis-
underestimate me.' But you've gotta cut Dubya some slack.
Number one, he comes from a family where the smart one
is named Jeb. And number two -- he had a wicked coke
problem, and had to stop doing blow because one day he
snorted up and realized, "Goddam...my Mom's picture is
on the dollar bill. Gotta cut this shit out. :thumbs:

mk-Zero · **Posted:** Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:14 pm

lol ^

Maybe they should build him something more his speed... like a petting zoo! :lol:

66er · **Joined:** Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:10 am **Posts:** 15

69vduber · **Posted:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:42 pm

freebird wrote:

I love the fact that they're talking about opening the
George W. Bush Library. It's like opening the Colonel
Sanders Academy Of Culinary Arts. And they've already
talked about making it 'very interactive,' which I think
is code for 'Not so many books.' I hope that they have
some of his great quotes on the walls, like 'A lot of
our imports come from other countries,' or 'People mis-
underestimate me.' But you've gotta cut Dubya some slack.
Number one, he comes from a family where the smart one
is named Jeb. And number two -- he had a wicked coke
problem, and had to stop doing blow because one day he
snorted up and realized, "Goddam...my Mom's picture is
on the dollar bill. Gotta cut this shit out. :thumbs:

Come on man! :wow:

mk-Zero · **Posted:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:25 pm

sotxguy · **Posted:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:17 pm

I like this piture too!

freebird · **Posted:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:11 pm

sotxguy wrote:

I like this piture too!

LOL!!!

66er · **Joined:** Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:10 am **Posts:** 15

supaninja · **Posted:** Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:58 pm

I am going to refrain from giving my political opinion here, a stink feet my get butt hurt, so a classic but goodie joke instead. I didn't read the 99 previous pages so its probably a repeat, oh well.

How do you get 10,000 jews out of a volkswagen?

...empty the ash tray :lol:

oval1 · **Posted:** Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:18 pm

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