Q: What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen?

A: Far-from-thinkin!

Q: What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

please...please... no applause..

> People were in their pews talking at church.
>
> Suddenly, Satan appeared...
>
> Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance,
> trampling each
> other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
>
> Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly
> gentleman who
> sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to
> the fact
> that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
>
> So Satan walked up to the old man and said,
>
> 'Don't you know who I am?'
>
> The man replied,
>
> 'Yep, sure do.'
>
> 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
> 'Nope, sure ain't' said the man.
>
>
> 'Don't you realize I can kill with a word?'
> asked Satan.
>
> 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old
> man, in an even tone.
>
> 'Did you know that I could cause you profound
> horrifying, AGONY for all
> eternity?' persisted Satan.
>
> 'Yep,' was the calm reply.
>
> 'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.
>
> 'Nope,' said the old man.
>
> More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well, why
> aren't you afraid
> of me?'
>
> The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister
> for 55 years.'








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A man comes home from work, flings the door open and says to his wife, "Honey, I won the lottery, pack your bags!"

The wife says, "That's wonderful. Should I pack for warm weather or cold weather ?"

Husband says, "I don't care, just get the hell out."

A man comes home from a long hard day at work and finds his wife packing her bags. He ask her where shes going, she replies "Vegas" After a couple of seconds of silence he ask her what for, she replies " I hear that I can get 500.00 a pop for what I've been giving you for free" The man dose'nt say anything he goes to the closet gets out a bag and starts packing. His wife turns and ask him "just where do you think your going" He calmly says "Vegas" this makes the wife mad and she ask "what in the hell for, the man smiles and says "I just want to see you make it on 500.00 a year"

I guess I'm slow ... I don't get it ?

Keep looking... (hint: outside the circle)

I think I see a ghost of a bus ?

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